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CLANDYLAND
The Most Secret Game in the "World"™
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CLANDYLAND
CLANDYLAND
CLANDYLAND
THE MOST SECRET GAME IN THE "WORLD"™
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This lodge does not receive the profane.

Ascend 34° of increasingly ridiculous clandestine Masonic degrees across 7 themed rounds. Choose your path — Masonic or Eastern Star. Answer questions, earn absurd collar jewels, and discover the spectacular documented history of fake fraternal organizations.

⧫ WHAT'S INCLUDED ⧫
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192 Masonic + 149 OES unique trivia questions
341 total unique questions across both paths
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Collar & jewel awards
Earned at key degrees with ridiculous titles
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7 Masonic + 7 Eastern Star rounds
Each introducing a new fake clandestine org
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Real historical research
Every clandestine absurdity is documented
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Security question gate
Prove your Masonic knowledge before entering each path
$0.99
One-time unlock · All rounds and paths included

One-time purchase · Secure payment via Stripe
Apple Pay & Google Pay accepted
All 7 Masonic + 7 Eastern Star rounds unlocked
Additional round packs available in-game

CLANDYLAND
THE MOST SECRET GAME IN THE "WORLD"™
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